Cats can be a great inspiration for writing music. They are cute and their little lippies are pink. The like to eat strings and chew your i-pod headphones. But they are cute and that is where the song writing comes in. We recently wrote a song called Butterball about my fatty kitty Maddie. It was going to be about her ninnies, but we decided that it should be about how she rolls on the floor and lies there like a playboy centerfold. She also is very reluctant to Kitty lovin, and does not like kissies on her lippies. Anyway, the following is our song to our butterball Maddie.

Butterball – Words and music by Dave Hates Chico

She’s just a butterball lyin’ on the floor

she’s just sitting there waiting by the door for you

Don’t hassle her don’t bother her or anything at all

she’s just a butter ball lyin’ on the floor.

Word.